Cleaning motivation with these humourous and serious quotes

These Serious as well as Hilarious Quotes That Sum Up Exactly How You Feel About Cleaning

“Her mind is a mess, and she has no intention of cleaning today.”

“I think homes that are too tidy, neat and sparse look like nothing interesting is going on.”

“Wipe, wash away the evil. Leave a pure, sparkling space.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

Tragedy cleans the windows of the soul by washing away the bias of our lives in the detergent of pain.”― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“That’s the only thing you can do with a mess. Start cleaning it up, a little at a time.”
― Lisa Wingate, The Sea Glass Sisters

“Women with clean houses do not have finished books.” ― Joy Held

“Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.”
― Joleigh Little

“If you don’t smell good, then you don’t look good.” ― Katy Elizabeth

House cleaning is like being caught in a revolving door

“I was not merely cleaning an oven; I was improving the world.” ― Agnostic Zetetic
“care for your body as you care for your home, and care for your home as you care for your body.”


Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. Radhika Mundra

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.-

Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes-P.J. O’Rourke

We dream of having a clean house — but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning?-Marcus Buckingham

You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.-Cecil Baxter

Shirley Conran
I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.-Shirley Conran

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?Kathrine Whitehorn

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.-Joan Rivers

Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance? -Phyllis Diller

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. -Mario Buatta

“A man thinks all dust stays outdoors.”

My idea of a superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. -Bette Midler

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -Phyllis Diller

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeckd

I’ve always enjoyed doing dishes. Maybe it was the fashionable yellow gloves that I loved so much. It’s weird, I know, but I find cleaning cathartic. – Rachel Nichols

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